What Is Brown & Round & Turning Red All Over?

An acorn roasting, of course! It is a terrible thing to see your own tactics used against you with undercover videotaping, so much the worse that the net allows anyone to see it, and quite miserable that the mind-slaying FOX News picks up the story and runs with it.

Baltimore Office Part I
Baltimore Office Part II
DC Office Part I
DC Office Part II

In these video clips ACORN employees at two separate offices provide assistance to an individual who wishes to set up brothels staffed by a mix of American nationals and imported underage Salvadoran females and to then use the proceeds from these operations to fund a run for political office.

Of course one could attempt to pick out all that is wrong with this scenario; at a certain point however, reached rather quickly in this case, one reaches an impasse. To work out in detail all that is wrong with the ACORN employees, their organization, and those who support them would require at some point the assumption that this work, this detailed listing, has value indefinitely.

The abyss separating civilized culture from ACORN and their kind is so great that the proper use of time is the identification of their structure so that it may be destroyed by all legal means. There can be no more understanding with these folks than there can be with the most sun baked Taliban member.

"Rahm, how's it it hangin', my man?"
"Goddamn second tape from a motherf*cking second office, Barry, that's how!"
"Well. Uh."
(reaches into pocket for pack of Marlboro Reds, pulls out a Virginia Slim, delicately lights up)
"Uh. Shit. Whadda we do now?"
"I'll fix this. I fix it all. I'll tell a lie, a big one, and keep telling it. But damn it..."
(puffs on his Slim. tries to sit down but can't seem to get comfortable)
"Yeah, go ahead, damn what, man, damn what?"
"Well, Sir, it's getting hard to hide the truth. The net, the goddamn net! It is the greatest enemy to the State, Sir. We must have control!"
"Do whaddever ya got to, uh, do."
(starts to sit down again, remembers last night's activities in less fuzzy detail, thinks better of sitting)
"Hey dancer boy! Send in Rashid and Pablocito on your way out. Yeah, yeah, plenty of time. Get on it man!"